[wally_bert]

Two less car thieves in the world.

[NorseViking]

Was the car insured?

[boycott]

My guess is they were goot kids. Wouldn’t hurt nobody. Turning their lives around. Going start junior college. Etc.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

He drowned while he was running? Must of been raining hard and he was prolly looking up a lot, yea?

[euram]

Why, if you can’t swim, would you jump into the water.

Let me guess, the car thieves were black. Blacks have a higher rate of drowning than other groups because even when they don’t know how to swim they’ll show off by jumping into the deep end of polls or into lakes or rivers. Other people who don’t swim are generally smart enough to know that they might drown.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Down to me Davey Jones locker mate! Aaarrrgghh!

[Carriage Hill]

I like happy endings.

[BenLurkin]

If your goal was attract racist comments, you succeeded.

[bgill]

Those two won’t be stealing any more vehicles.

[I want the USA back]

The taxpayers are still on the hook to pay for the funerals, but there will be fewer car thefts now.

How was the water?

[NonValueAdded]

"Gee, you are a good sport." /obscure

[libstripper]

I have one guess as to the race of the “swimmers.”

[Sequoyah101]

Another happy ending! I could get used to this.

[Boomer]

I’d call that a win win. No taxpayer money wasted and no time on loser thieves wasted.

[hal ogen]

Hahaha. Two fewer feral criminals roaming around. Hahahaha.

[Migraine]

NOw them’s some real desperadoes right there.

[trebb]

Looks like they did the “Thelma and Louise”...if you gotta go, do it with panache...Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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[TECTopcat]

how deep is this creek? I think of a creek as 3 to 4 feet.

Still sad for the families, bad enough they go wrong and steal a car but for that to be the last act of their lives. not how anyone wants to be remembered. need serious prayer