Let me guess, Orville Redenbacher must be watching this and feeling a tad jealous that he’s not down here with us and able to make money off of something like this, eh?
O.R.’s original corn & popping oil done in a saucepan is so much better than the microwave stuff.
Hope I don’t have to wait until Election Night to enjoy some. Maybe AOC or Jihad Omar will go on a one hour America-sucks bender before then.
Such an occasion is also a great time for cleaning guns.