[bagster]

I asked one of my teachers if I'd ever use Algebra. He said, "You won't, but the smart kids will."

Hahahahahaha.

So, I was in class once.

The teacher's all like, "Hey Bag. What's the difference between two eighths and three eighths?"

I said, "That's what I say, honey. What's the F'n difference. You're the teacher, you figure it out. Now get over here and...."

[ichabod1]

Ohhhhh!!!!!!

[ichabod1]

here’s a clean one:

Jack & Jill went up the hill
Each one had a quarter.
And when they came down. . .

Jill had 50 cents.

Ohhhh!!!!!