What if I just...identified as a POC? What if I was “trans-colored”?
Jeez...nevermind. I’m not THAT desperate to go to any event.
I think the best strategy would be to self-identify as a member of some obscure - but real - American Indian tribe. For example, who there could say you're not a Yaqui? Just remember to get all indignant if they ask for proof.
Or you could really push the envelope, and self-identify as Hekawi.
funny. post indeed. “Trans-Colored” might be criticized. TransBlack probably a more acceptable term.
Yo would be kicked out on yo white a** either way. for disrespectin’.