[Mr. Jeeves]

The old tactics are the best. If you feel starved for touch, get a Maltese dog. You'll be prying him off of you - and women off of him...then eventually women off of you. :)

[dfwgator]

The old tactics are the best. If you feel starved for touch, get a Maltese dog. You'll be prying him off of you - and women off of him...then eventually women off of you. :)

"Lots of guys use dogs to get girls. My dog is too smart. My dog uses me to get other dogs." - Rodney Dangerfield