Don’t come to Texas. It’s hot, there’s Rattlers and Mexican Bandits everywhere. And Comanches. And the food is very unhealthy. Tons of red meat.
LOL—you couldn’t pay me to live anywhere else!
Yep and the no vacancy light is turned on anyway
Speaking of Texas, don’t forget the West Nile virus, Dengue Fever, Chikungunya, Zika. Anthrax is naturally occurring in some locations. Blizzards and ice storms in the winter, hurricanes in the summer and fall. Tornadoes particularly bad in the spring, but can occur any time without much warning.
Remember the wisdom of Phil Sheridan:
“If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell”