“What do you do about the local Cougars?”
At my age, a cougar isn’t a good idea.
A 90 year old man married a voluptuous 25 year old woman. Then a horrible tragedy occurred and he predeceased her. She described the awful moment as follows:
“We had a wonderful life together and our love life was really great. We made love every Sunday morning to the tune of the church bell, until that awful day when a fire engine came by ringing its bell.”