Correct. I have enough genuine friends.
“Why can’t we be friends?”
“Mmm. Okay. Next time you want to go out to eat or see a movie or have coffee or whatever with your friend BradyLS, let me know.”
Crickets. Even in the “friendzone,” your friend ain’t a friend.
“Crickets. Even in the “friendzone,” your friend ain’t a friend.”
See, the problem is, you didn’t offer to pay for the dinner or movie or coffee. If you do that, they’ll definitely pretend to be your friend!