[dainbramaged]

I've spent a lot of time on, in, and around the Pacific Ocean and have concluded she really doesn't want us in there.
I also learned that quick first aid for a cut while fishing is to urinate on the wound. Never had an infection after that. Avast ye lubbers.

[DUMBGRUNT]

I also learned that quick first aid for a cut while fishing is to urinate on the wound.

Have heard of and used that technique for sea urchin spine attacks.
The alternative was cash only $$$ at the local hospital.

[nicollo]

Interesting technique, yours, but what do you do if you get a cut on your ass?

If you can heal yourself, I suppose that’s rather impressive, but mortals probably have to ask a friend for help — which reminds me of a joke about a rattlesnake bite on the pecker...