By the way, the knife costs $9,999.99 (really). But before you scoff, ask yourself this. Where else can you get a knife like this for under $10,000?
Most useful tools?
Toothpick and tweezers!
lolol.
If POTUS has one, it might explain a lot....
Heh, heh. The Q&As are pretty good, too. I KNEW there had to be at least one reference to Chuck Norris.
The BEST Q&A is the first one:
Can it core a apple?
OHHHHHHH, it can core a apple.
Zip zip zip.
Still waiting for the matching Swiss Army gun.
“Changed my life!
Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I’d have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, I grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl.
Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice.”
My favorite one is the super tinker. I must have a couple of dozen and keep a tiny one on my key chain. It has an led light plus tweezers, toothpick, blade and combination nail file flat bladed screw driver.
Around 50 years ago I read an article in one of the outdoor magazines in which the author made a comment such as “I believe in keeping my tools in the toolbox, not a knife”.
I thought to myself that this guy was an old pro and how silly those guys were who kept their tools in a knife.
Then I actually owned one. I then realized just how useful they can be.
I think OJ actually used one to murder two people.
Q: Can it core a apple?
A: Of course it can, but the apple-corer blade is accessible only if you use it immediately after the bagpipe bladder stitch removal cumberbutton and before using the panda baby spoon.
Q: Can we see a photo of this knife in the closed position?
A: No. Unfortunately, closing the knife brings too much mass into one location causing the formation of a small black hole. This is not covered by the warranty.
Surprising. As soon as I found out how much my husband spent on this, I left him. Bad move. It represented him at the divorce hearing. I now pay $10,000 a month in alimony.
“By the way, the knife costs $9,999.99 (really). “
PLUS...$8.95 shipping. (Seller’s a cheapskate...shoulda been free shipping.)
You don’t stab anyone with it to defend yourself, just throw it and they will end up with a Fractured Skull.
Hilarious
And I thought Twitter took up too much of my life...