I realize this sounds contentious, but I have met so many people, including an awful lot of Christians, who have created their own kind of designer God.
As an aside, several years ago, I knew a woman (who I had a kinda crush on) whose vanity car tag was "HPNME" (my Higher Power And Me).
When she told me about it and how much God meant to her (she was in a 12-program), I told her I was touched by her faith.
But when I mentioned Jesus, she recoiled in what I would call fear and disgust (disgust at me for mentioning the name I think).
When I asked her about God, she described a kind of new age God to which she attributed all kinds of dreamed up qualities and characteristics.
As I got to know her better, I discovered that she was a sex maniac and bisexual. And her God enthusiastically approved.
I know that she was outside your target range as the story developed, but you did introduce her to Laz didn’t you?
You mentioned the Lord and she was so mad she took her Baal and went home.