Man goes into jewellery shop on a Friday afternoon a with drop dead gorgeous woman half his age. They eventually settle on beautiful 4.00ct diamond ring and spectacular diamond bracelet. The man writes out a check and explains to shop staff that he understands the check will need three days to clear and they should call him when it is cleared.
The couple leave the shop, she very obviously overjoyed. On Wednesday the shop staff call the man to advise that his check had bounced. “Oh he says”, I had no intention of buying that jewellery - but I did have the best weekend ever!”
That’s funny.