[EdnaMode]

Throw out the watches.

[KrisKrinkle]

Maybe Bill Clinton will want them.

[keats5]

This is why I don’t buy fancy stuff.

[bigbob]

they’ll buff right out

[Moltke]

Were they still on their owners’ arms?

[bwest]

“Florida woman who hid stolen Rolexes in vagina beats charge.”

Yeah, I guess the vagina can do that to the battery.

[Zathras]

Must be tough to wind them.

[Newbomb Turk]

Who am I to say where a woman keeps her watch collection.

[Burma Jones]

Reminds one of the old joke:

Q: What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?

A: A pickpocket snatches watches.

[Empire_of_Liberty]

Now, if they were Panerai watches...

[MrEdd]

Truly a cunning stunt.

[Rinnwald]

1. Note to self: never buy a watch of dubious provenance.

2. The story doesn’t say the “businessman” is a watch dealer. If I owned a Rolex collection, I wouldn’t keep the receipts. The police must think something is hinky, because I don’t think ironclad proof of ownership is required for return of stolen property. Or, the cops just want to rip him off.

[Ancesthntr]

Something smells fishy here.

[shanover]

Delajurea Brookens

Stopped reading right there.

[RooRoobird20]

I have a Lady Rolex. They are waterproof to something like 90 feet deep. They call it “the perpetual oyster” construction LMAO (really!)

My watch cost me $10,000 in 1986 and it’s still beautiful and keeps very accurate time.0

[VanDeKoik]

” What happens to the watches?”

I think civilization will just have to move on.

[Responsibility2nd]

The Watches were fine. Turns out they were all still in their boxes.

Yowsa!

[Rebelbase]

Caught with watches? Who fingered her?

[DPMD]

It’s time for sex.

[fishtank]

Did someone say “hide and seek”?

[M Kehoe]

Hey Mike, you want a “new” Rolex?

Ack!

5.56mm