satire - House Democrats Draft Legislation That Would Make It A Hate Crime To Eat At Chick-Fil-A

The Babylon Bee ^ | June 12th, 2018

[metmom]

Check the source, folks......

[abb]

Yes, it’s satire. But just barely.

[FreedomPoster]

Satire is tough to do these days. I was more than ready to believe this true. Plenty of places might even pass something like this.

[GoldenPup]

House Democrats Draft Legislation That Would Make It A Hate Crime To Eat At Chick-Fil-A.

And we thought Hitler and the nazis were all dead.

[Candor7]

Hey, let go my Chick Fila! If I want to eat a hate sandwich ( sic) , that’s my constitutional right!

Liberal Fascism on the rise.

And who is its prime mover?

Read about the history here:

Barack Obama: The Quintessential Liberal Fascist

http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html

[Candor7]

Here’s my satire:

CIVIL WAR 2 in America - WHO WOULD WIN? In-Depth Analysis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJh7Ye1Qvc8

[mewzilla]

It’s not satire in NYS.

Do you know how hard it is to get a Chick FIL A approved in this state?!

[C210N]

Satire is tough to do these days. I was more than ready to believe this true...

It may have been satire when written a year ago. Today? Not so much.

[metmom]

Snopes and Verify took it seriously enough to do a piece on it.

[Mrs. Don-o]

BB has to write and publish lightning-fast to stay ahead of reality. They may have to give up their /s/ tag and just go for “social documentary.”

[metmom]

Sad to say.

[Vaquero]

It’s a town issue. Once outside the large cities/suburbs it is not an issue.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

But I love chicken!

[FreedomPoster]

Hilarious commentary on that exact point from several years ago, regarding Chick-fil-A. Link only for language.

http://i.imgur.com/vJcsx.png

[dynachrome]

The marx-o-crats are nodding their heads in agreement. They would not consider this satire.

[Redwood71]

Don’t give them any ideas, Jethro.

rwood

[mewzilla]

It’s a town issue. Once outside the large cities/suburbs it is not an issue.

Au contraire, pard. It's local, county, AND state. Small town to big city. The pols in this state at EVERY level, Dems and RINOs, have a mad-on for Chick Fil A.

[VicVanleeuwenhoek]

It might be better if they passed a law requiring businesses
to only use “gender neutral chickens”.

[spokeshave]

Many a true word spoken in jest.