Sorry FReepers - I decided it’s better off for me to be gay. You can now call me “fruitylogic”.
Now I get to receive reparations. I get to call you all homophobic. I get to tell your children that they should consider their sexuality might not be straight - they’re really some gender fluid version of 63 sexual orientations and have public school teachers “educate” you on transgenderism. I get to tell you what bathrooms people can use. I’ll also have a wedding where I’ll force Christian bakers, florists, and photographers to put their labor towards my celebration, enforced by the threat of fines or jail, where I still get to have other partners outside my “marriage”.
...but if you preach to me all this is wrong, then you’re “judging” me and “forcing” your beliefs on me! Jesus said you shouldn’t “judge”. So go away and let me saturate myself in all forms of virus transferring behavior.
I’m now woke...
;p
Do “bi” folks get half a share? Do I have to “prove” it? Hey, I like myself, so, yeah.