Maybe we can trend these:
#ConMcCainDay
#GoneMcCainDay
#NonMcCainDay
#PawnMcCainDay
#YawnMcCainDay
#ILikeMyHeroesNotCapturedDay
#MCainJumpingJacksDay
#TheWormsBeEatingAtMyBonesAndIGotNoControlOverTheSitiationDay
Or are those too mean?