With judge's ruling, Obama gets his lakefront Temple of Love

Chicago Tribune ^ | 6/12/2019 | John Kass

[simpson96]

Now that a federal judge has decreed that Chicago’s great temple to Barack Obama can be built without delay—you can almost hear Obama himself say the words, “Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!”—there remains a nagging question:

Did Obama truly help Chicago, the city of his political birth, by taking care of the Daleys and installing Rahm Emanuel as mayor?

Or did Obama turn his back on Chicago once he became president, worrying more about his March Madness brackets than the constant slaughter by the street gangs that continues to this day?

It’s probably best that we leave that to the historians.

Let’s hope they fight it out, perhaps even to the death on the roof of the gigantic Obama Temple of Love and Fealty.

Best they fight before a giant stone carved head of Obama, the head gliding on a series of cunningly placed ball bearings, so that it might swivel this way and that to fix its glowing green eyes upon evil.

Chicago is beset by unending violence, unending political corruption and unyielding public workers pension debt, and lags far behind other cities in economic development for poor neighborhoods.

But at least Chicago will have the $500 million Obama Temple. Politicians can hold fundraisers there. Chicago will be the envy of the world.

I can’t wait till they name some of the meeting and entertainment areas. My preferences? The Kim Foxx Recusal Room, the Fast and Furious Ante Room, and the Jussie Smollett Lounge of Justice.

All that may or may not happen—probably not. But it might, you just never know.

What we do know for certain is that U.S. District Court Judge John Blakey on Tuesday tossed out a federal lawsuit filed by a group called Protect Our Parks that would have stopped construction of

[Secret Agent Man]

Just keep appealing. Demtards dont give up.

[broken_clock]

Now that a federal judge has decreed that Chicago’s great temple to Barack Obama can be built without delay—you can almost hear Obama himself say the words, “Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!”

[sergeantdave]

Nail broadsheets on nearby trees to Obama’s Temple with a cryptic map showing the way to Obama’s stash. The temple will be ripped asunder.