- Ancient Chinese mystery.
The ancient Chinese mystery I am finding on Google is Chinese garbage bags.
And considering you named yourself bagster I was just wondering...
https://yuhuliu.en.made-in-china.com/product/roZnYjWPnvRq/China-Bagster-Dumpster-Garden-Big-Bag-for-Collecting-Garbage.html
Which doesn't negate the fact that soccer is gay.
Don't shoot the messenger.