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To: sparklite2

At its first performance, Rhapsody in Blue resulted in boos...

I have heard that.

We need a music maven to give the straight scoop.
I used to work with a real music maven from France.
A longhair kind of guy, I once almost accidentally killed him!

We were enjoying lunch and something about bananas came up.
So I said BEETHOVEN’S FAVORITE FRUIT!

He looked at me like I had three eyes?
Then I noted that he even wrote a song about bananas.

Now he is giving me the look, but being from France, to polite to call me any names.
He shakes his head and says NO!, I do not think so!

That is when I socked it to him.
BA-NA-NA-NA!!!

He laughed so hard he was choking, I thought he might pass out?

I can see the accident report, choked on a dumb joke.

Not my fault if that old joke never made it to France?


66 posted on 06/11/2019 1:30:19 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT ("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

And as a memory aid to the score of Mozart’s Symphony 40 in G Minor, think...

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Mozart...

And to Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyrie,

Giddy up horsie, giddy up horsie....


67 posted on 06/11/2019 1:43:34 PM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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