[Rurudyne]

Ancient Twinkies ... when found will they still be in their freshness date?

[smvoice]

Right next to the first fruitcake. And the original Green Bean Casserole.

[xtargeter]

“Ancient Twinkies ... when found will they still be in their freshness date?
”

Of course. Their expiration date is eons past the heat death of the universe.