Chuck Norris doesn't log onto the Internet. His computer immediately turns on and goes to the homepage when Chuck Norris awakens.
When Chuck Norris turns on Netflix, it immediately goes to whatever show Chuck Norris wants to watch.
Chuck Norris doesn't do laundry. The perspiration from his body keeps his clothes clean.
2 posted on 06/09/2019 8:45:11 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
(Isn't it funny that the very people who scream "My body, my choice" wants a say in your healthcare?)
5 posted on 06/09/2019 9:26:23 PM PDT by real saxophonist
(One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)