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To: Grimmy

> Prolly the mod was bought by the gull mafia to suppress the thread since it made gulls look, you know, thievery like. <

I think you’re on to something. I’ve often wondered why the FAA allows seagulls to fly around like they own the air. Now it all makes sense.


39 posted on 06/09/2019 8:31:20 AM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: Leaning Right

I’ve often wondered why the FAA allows seagulls to fly around like they own the air. Now it all makes sense.

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Actually, that’s because the Gulls Roam Open Air Now! (GROAN!) super pac has managed to “finance” legislation that keeps the supervision of Gulls tied up in dispute between the FAA and the Coast Guard.

But there’s also the issue of bribes paid directly to members of the FAA by the gulls themselves. Gulls don’t snatch all those french fries off of sea side tables just for themselves, you know.


84 posted on 06/09/2019 9:06:25 AM PDT by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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