To: vannrox
"It's five a.m., human....and you know what that means..."
3 posted on
06/08/2019 5:34:45 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: BenLurkin
That's exactly what happened to me this morning, but at 4:00 AM.
I have no doubts about the truth of this story about telepathy. In fact, sometimes I have to go for a drive just to get away from all my animals (I include the birds, squirrels, raccoons, foxes, etc.).
To: BenLurkin
Absolutely true. My little corgie telecomunnicates. Mostly, “I am hungry”. Or, “I want to have sex with that good looking doggie”, or “pet me”, or “come here rabbit”, or “Don’t wash me”, etc. I can feel the thought waves...Lol..
To: BenLurkin
When mind-to-mind contact fails there is always paw-to-face or butt-to-face control.
12 posted on
06/08/2019 5:59:06 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Leave the job, leave the clearance. It should be the same rule for the Swamp as for everyone else.)
To: BenLurkin
My cat expects a handful of temptation treats at exactly 5:30am every morning...if she doesn’t get them LOOK OUT!
32 posted on
06/08/2019 8:10:22 AM PDT by
mowowie
To: BenLurkin
Pfft…A ST Bernard nose fills your field of vision while it does chest compressions on you. Those are mornings you just don’t forget.
37 posted on
06/08/2019 9:00:12 AM PDT by
gnarledmaw
(Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
To: BenLurkin
38 posted on
06/08/2019 9:02:26 AM PDT by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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