Send a spaceship full of them out there with bags of ice.
That'll work, as long as they go at night. Or during an eclipse.
Why waste the ice? You’d have room for more of them if you skipped the ice.
I’m just saying, if we’re going to send a spaceship to the Sun filled with asshat climate commies, lets pack as many of them in there (comfortably of course, at least for the launch) as we can.
We could name the ship the Pinocet!