[She couldn’t just shove it up her ass like everyone else??]
I’ve read that the body cavity next door is frequently used. Less germy that way. Although your comment brings to mind a snippet from Mad magazine eons ago. Quote: “Ever since I watched Papillon, I store my valuables in a very special place.”
13 posted on 06/04/2019 10:04:05 AM PDT by Zhang Fei
(My dad had a Delta 88. That was a car. It was like driving your living room.)