Any female who gets into a scuffle at a McDonalds - odds are, she is a bit over weight.
What? She couldn’t get any free fries?
“You might be a redneck if your mother has twice been the subject of an episode of True Stories of the Highway Patrol.”
And there’s a black joke in there somewhere. Someone ask Richard Pryor to find it.
Maybe make some captions for the daily viral videos of Wal Mart People fistfights between obese women knocking over shelving struggling with each other.