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The victim is invited to come to court and meet the guy who stole his property or burglarized his house so he can say he’s sorry. If he does this, he gets to avoid prison.
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"Mr White, this is Felonious Monk, the teen who broke into your house."
"Hey, bro, whazzup!"
"You up the river I hope."
"Hey, chill, homey. Hey, I just wanna say, "my bad," for breaking into your crib."
"That hardly seems adequate."
"Hey, like, I'm just getting started. Sorry for doing your daughter."
"What?"
"... and spittin' in your work thermos..."
"What?"
"... and putting a key logger on your computer..."
"What?"
"... and logging into your bank to get all your money and spend it on a meth party for my boys."
"Why is this thug only being charged with trespassing?"
"It's part of the plea deal, Mr White. And now he's free to go."
"Is this what passes for justice in New York City?"
"Yes, it is Mr White. New York, New York is a hell of a town."
"It sure is."
"... oh, and I be takin' a piss without liftin' the seat, too."