[sparklite2]

And why is it so cold in here?

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“To keep those nipples stiff, my dear.”

Her name was Virginia, she said. “Virgin for short, but not for long.” Back in the seventies, going bra-less became a thing. But Virginia was too modest for that.

So she bought a bra made for shy girls that made it look like they were bra-less but actually had little fake nipples sewn onto the outside of the bra.

Virginia came in to work wearing that bra but was so embarrassed to think someone might THINK they were seeing nipples that she never wore it again.

[dsrtsage]

It was an obscure eddie murphy reference, but your obscure reference is much more apropos in context