[Da Coyote]

From an unknown source:

Not to be picky
But if you have a dicky
And want to be called Vicky
You are a sicky

From a very known (and hyper smart) source:

Richard Feynman had a hierarchy of the sciences - -
Physics is applied mathematics.

Chemistry is applied physics.

Biology is applied chemistry.

Psychology is a bunch of witch doctors

And the above was the best I could find on that joke of a profession.

[fella]

There are some Dr. Nefario types who are actually engaged in some science but they are mostly covert and working for governments or monopolistic organizations.

[sparklite2]

Two psychotherapists pass each other in the hallway. The first says to the second, "Hello!"

The second smiles back nervously and half nods his head. When he is comfortably out of earshot, he mumbles, "God, I wonder what *that* was all about?"

---

 "Doctor," said the receptionist over the phone, "there's a patient here who thinks he's invisible."

"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

---

 What's the difference between a loan and a psychologist?

The loan eventually matures and earns money.
 

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 A man was walking in the street one day when he was brutally beaten and robbed.

As he lay unconscious and bleeding, a psychologist, who happened to be passing by, rushed up to him and exclaimed, "My God! Whoever did this really needs help!"