Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Grandma: In my day, we didnt ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
Dana Scully: "I know the chicken crossed the road, but it just doesn't make sense why would the chicken risk crossing the traffic?"
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. Alone. In the rain.
Mary Shelley: "To build a perfect chicken from the discarded entrails of convict chickens."
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Martha Stewart: A properly dressed chicken may cross the road, and thats a Good Thing but be sure to sell your chicken stock if you hear any rumors about oncoming traffic.
Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. . . . It depends on what the meaning of chicken is.
Hillary Clinton: Im proud to say that that chicken was a constituent of mine here in the great state of New York, and a Yankees fan.
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Louisa May Alcott: "Because Marmee thought the chickens across the road could use a little more feed in the cold winter, during the war."
Bill Gates: I have just released e-Chicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of e-Chicken.
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
Condoleezza Rice: That chicken will cross the road only when this government decides that régime change is in its long-term strategic interest.
Rush Limbaugh: I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this?