Well, back in the day, being a homo kept you out.
From The Hollywood Squares:
Host Peter Marshall: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
BTW, how many know that Charley Weaver was Rosanna Arquette's grandfather?
If you claim to be a homo, you are admitting that you have a mental problem and belong in a asylum.
I heard the little homo likes to touch little boys.