[bagster]

She is just an ill-favored female

And by "ill-favored" you mean ugly, right?

If I had a dog that looked like Mooch, I'd shave it's buttocks and make it walk sideways.

(that's uglier than backwards, btw)

[little jeremiah]

If she wasn’t evil, her appearance would look a bit different. “The face is the index of the mind”.