Oooo, LJ. That reminds me of what I just posted before I read yours. I think I will appoint you to my diplomatic team once I take over the world.
How does ambassador to Swaziland sound?
(Is that even a thing? Sounds funny anyway).
Anywhere I go to will have to not involve flying in a plane. Could go by ship though. But Africa is a no-no.
How does ambassador to Swaziland sound?
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At last, some information I could actually research! Google gave this:
Swaziland, a small, landlocked monarchy in southern Africa, is known for its wilderness reserves and festivals showcasing traditional Swazi culture. Marking its northeastern border with Mozambique and stretching down to South Africa, the Lebombo Mountains are a backdrop for Mlawula Nature Reserves many hiking trails. Nearby Hlane Royal National Park is home to diverse wildlife including lions, hippos and elephants.