[ichabod1]

Do you know the sound of a perfect pitch? When you pitch the bagpipes in the dumpster and don’t hit any of the sides.

Q. What’s the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A. No one cries when you chop up an bagpipe.

Q. What’s the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owner’s neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don’t return it.

[LonePalm]

Love the jokes. Bagpipes too.

I heard the first two jokes as oboe jokes back in the early nineties. I was flying from Newark to Dallas and was seated next to an oboist with the NY Philharmonic.

It was 3.5 hours of non-stop musician jokes. Best inflight entertainment EVER!!!!

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)