But you'd die smiling...
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... but sadly, the coffin lid would close easily.
So this ninety-year old billionare married a twenty-five year old gold digger. At their honeymoon hotel, the groom can stumbling out of the bridal suite and went to meet his friends poolside.
His eyes were bloodshot and blurry, his thin hair even thinner.
One of his friends said, “Harold, you know this could be fatal.”
Harold said, “So what? If she dies, she dies.”