However, we haven't had a decent white-space thread in a long time. To celebrate, let me post this joke I just stole from YooToob:
Theresa May’s official driver hit a Cow.
As the farmer only had the one cow in the field, she told him to go and apologise to the farmer.
Three hours later he returned.
"What happened?", she asked the disheveled driver.
"I knocked on the door and explained about the cow. He took me in and we shared a bottle of whiskey. His wife made a fantastic meal. After which the farmer offered me his 20 year old daughter, and we made passionate love".
"What the hell did you say to the man?" she spurted.
The driver answered " All I said was, I am Theresa May's driver and I have killed the cow".
Ba-da-BING! I'll be here all week...
Oh. I finally got it. (Theresa May is a cow).