[zeugma]

Purring is the sound of the cat’s heartbeat. It speeds up when you pet it, because it senses that you are close enough to be attacked.

HAHAHAHAHA. My cat agrees.

I don't understand how liberals can like cats. There is no more purer carnivore than a cat. They'll kill just to have something to play with.

[ferret_airlift]

The same ones that will say “Man is the only animal that kills for sport”. I assume those people have never met cats, that will not only kill, but torture other animals to death for the giggles. My cats like to drown things.