[Hatteras]

"Pretty sure the tat over her lady parts says “abandon all hope, all ye who enter here”."

Actually it says, "If the stink don't kill you, my husband will..."

[central_va]

I thought it said “no penalty for early withdrawal”.

[KC_Conspirator]

Speaking of husbands, apparently this fountain of good judgement was the other woman in an affair and failed to properly vett her suitors. I am shocked, just shocked.