Posted on 05/11/2019 6:49:46 AM PDT by Leaning Right
That’s actually better! Much better! But don’t use “patoot”. Go for the gusto.
I live next door to a social justice warrior. You know the type. Always offended. Always angry about something. Yesterday I was sitting on my front porch when she rode past me on her bicycle. “Horse’s ass!” I yelled. She scowled and gave me the finger.
Then she ran straight into the back of a horse. Goodness knows I tried to warn her.
plus you’re stealing sodpoodle’s thunder....
She’s just one of us, dontcha know?
Baloney!
Clearly, “Anglos” are a form of “super White” that eclipses the Spaniards and Portuguese “whites.”
Europe ain’t enough. Special hatred from SJWs is reserved for northwestern Europeans.
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an elderly cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t - the aged bovine was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
“What happened to you,” asked Hillary?
“Well,” the driver replied, “the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me.”!
“My God, what did you tell them?” asked Hillary.
The driver replied, “I just stepped inside the door and said, I’m Hillary Clinton’s driver and I’ve just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn’t stop it.”
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