Microsoft to Release Version of Word That Makes Your Grammar Politically Correct
Microsoft is set to release a new version of Word that uses artificial intelligence to make your writing politically correct.
The new feature, called Ideas in Word, will recommend sensitive phrases like We need to get some fresh blood in here be modified so that fresh blood becomes new employees.
It might underline places where your writing exhibited gender bias, reports Fast Company. If you tend to say mailman or Congressman in the generic, it might suggest you use mailperson or Congressperson. If you use the term gentlemens agreement, it may suggest you use unspoken agreement instead.
The term disabled person would be replaced with person with a disability while the new versions inclusiveness check searches for words or phrases that might be offensive to someone from another country or culture.
Rumor has it that every new purchase of Word will come with a voucher for a yearly supply of soy lattes from Starbucks.
The thought police are taking over.
OMGosh, stop this insanity!
How long before un-PC speech gets us jail time in this country?
My fears for out country are realized.