Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Mountbatten Windsor
That's not a nice ring to it, and classy like his mother.
Glad to hear they didn't take the queen out on a gurney after they broke the news to her. This match-up has been a little stressful for the fine old girl.
And the next girl can be named Princess Consuela Bananahammock. ;) (A reference to Friends)