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To: bitt

“””I would just remove the b, i, and t keys so you could never speak to me again! :)”””


HA!!! Virtual keyboard! Nanny nanny boo boo! :P

Excuse me while I now go cut the power to the house, swap the smart meter back out for the old mechanical read one, stuff all electronics in Faraday cages, change providers, devices, IP hop, double check VPN,2-way encryption, switch banks, freeze credit bureaus,contact a realtor, reregister on FR as “DeliciousSweetiePie”, abandon all FRens, go to night school to correct my Anglish and sentence structure,or polish up and only speak French, cast out the foul spirits, double check concealed hardware,turn the dogs out and get another wary one, and pray.

Hmmm...still may not be enough! ;)


802 posted on 05/06/2019 2:24:31 PM PDT by haffast (Alternate universes held together by porridge.)
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To: haffast

Now that there was funny!!!!

Back to the drawing board - Let’s see if I still stutter..

I finally loaded a VPN and now my email doesn’t work.

Sweet Mother of Jesus!!!!!! Great googly moogly!!!

But the Bruins won....


879 posted on 05/06/2019 7:24:12 PM PDT by bitt (The pain IS coming!!!'>)
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To: haffast
***...polish up and only speak French, cast out the foul spirits, double check concealed hardware,turn the dogs out and get another wary one, and pray***

...get that dirt dog outta the road, set the crapper up right and fix that fence. - Jonathan Winters (personal recording)

912 posted on 05/06/2019 8:38:02 PM PDT by Bob Ireland (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise)
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To: haffast

https://twitter.com/nbcwashington/status/1125591597922619393

https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1125601969312280577

funny crazy thread about woman repeatedly trespassing at the CIA

(Bigg Red, you won’t like it)


929 posted on 05/06/2019 9:05:53 PM PDT by bitt (The pain IS coming!!!'>)
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