I can’t imagine P being a dolt like Pelosi. She can’t control her own dentures.
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There was a more exotic suggestion, but I cannot remember the details right now. (Where is that hypnotist when I need her?)
It was the head of an occult (Babylonian?) cult whose title starts with a "P". Child sacrifices a la Moloch/Baal of course.
Believe it or not, my hyper-sensitive BS detector did not rule this one out.