[Secret Agent Man]

Just play some Sam Kinison, watch the snowflake heads melt.

[Texas resident]

Sam Kinison, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Larry the Cable Guy, Jerry Clower, and Ron White will make the snowflakes explode.

Jerry Clower is my favorite.

[EEGator]

Throw in some Andrew Dice Clay as well.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Bring on Andrew Dice Clay. And for music, try the actually-innocuous musical piece, “The Little Negro.”