Hitler was a vegetarian and he farted massively. Cows, being vegetarians, also fart massively. This, of course, means all cows are Hitlerites and must be killed immediately.
I do not know about Hitler's gastric emissions, but I do know a little about cows having grown up with them; they do not fart “massively”. I spent a lot of time in barns with cows and they have a digestive system that is better equipped for eating a diet completely made up of plant life than people do. This cow farting thing is made up completely by nonsense made up by lefty idiots who have no idea what they are talking about.
Hitler Fart!
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Who Cut the Cheese !?!