[sasquatch]

A bar I used to frequent had a sign in the men’s room that read: “Please don’t drop toothpicks into the urinal - our crabs can pole vault”.

Let me guess, "The Sink" in Boulder, CO circa '70s.

[dainbramaged]

Your time period is correct - it was called the Fog Cutter, about 25 miles south of Seattle, and has since been bulldozed for a strip mall.
The bar owner was the brother of Charles Starkweather, the spree/serial killer who murdered eleven people accompanied by his 14 year old girlfriend in Nebraska and Wyoming, circa 1956 - he was executed in 1959. We never asked him about Charlie.