For Non Lethal Personal Derp Defense, when your RED MAGA
Hard Hat draws life threatening attention...
You might want to whip one of these out to encourage some
common sense
Such persuasion should only be applied out of love, so
don't insert it where they usually keep their heads.
That would probably be lethal.
I’m figuring that’s illegal in Calipornia since they even got rid of plastic straws...