Cat Rules:
1) The cat is not allowed on the furniture.
2) Alright, the cat can go on the furniture, but NOT on the kitchen counter.
3) OK, the cat can go on the kitchen counter, too, but just not when I’m preparing meals.
4) Fine, The cat can go wherever it wants, whenever it wants, as long as it doesn’t swat me in the face at 4:30 in the morning, demanding to be fed.
5) Yes, the cat will be fed at 4:30 in the morning.
6) Dogs have masters, cats have staff.
1) The cat is not allowed in the house. At all. Ever.
2) The cat might get fed. If I feel like it. When I feel like it.
3) If that's not good enough, mice abound. The cat may catch one and eat it.
Hey city-folk! Quit dumping your unwanted cats out here!