What kind of psych testing do the FBI and CIA make applicants go through?

[Jeff Chandler]

Particularly for management and psychologist/psychiatrist positions?

Thanks again! -Jeff

[SkyPilot]

Voted for Communists? Check.

Converted to murderous Islam? Check.

Is mentally unstable? Check (view videos of him on cable TV talking about President Trump.

Became the HEAD OF THE CIA? Check.

[Diogenesis]

any candidate who will attack American plaintiffs,
defend any criminal, and HATES Pres. Trump
and his voters is IN IN IN IN.

[Timocrat]

Ever heard of Myers Briggs ?

[COBOL2Java]

At a job fair the agent said employees go through polygraphs which I doubt is a revelation. People get tripped up by things like lying about pirating software.

That's because people who pirate software have trouble with normal keyboards.

[Atticus]

Reminds me of a story. Here goes:

The CIA was interviewing recruits for a a highly classified, highly sensitive and highly dangerous assignment.

It was down to three finalists. All that was left was the loyalty tests. When it came time for each recruit to take the test, the supervisor told the recruit that his wife was tied up in the next room, handed him a pistol, and told him to dispatch her.

The first recruit told the supervisor he must be crazy, handed back the pistol, and left.

The second recruit went into the adjoining room, saw his wife tied to a chair, and emerged in tears. “’I’m sorry,” he told the supervisor. “I just can’t do it.”

The third recruit dutifully took the pistol, marched in the next room, and closed the door. The supervisor heard three gun shots, followed by a banging sound and a woman’s screams.

When the third recruit emerged from the room the supervisor asked him what happened. “Well,” the recruit explained, “when I realized some idiot put blanks in the pistol I had to beat her to death with a chair.”

[1Old Pro]

They make them swear loyalty to the Leftist Ideology apparently.

[SuperLuminal]

Just some simple questions:

• Do you enjoy anal sex?
• Would you describe Hillary Rodham Clinton as beautiful, brilliant and honest?
• Should mitigating climate change be the Agencies primary goal?
• When you turn secrets over to the communists, would you prefer a USB drive containing the info or just a regular folder with paper documents? and,
• Do you use the women's bathroom when you are shopping at Target?

[riverdawg]

“I was asked if I ever had sex with another man. 1983 I believe. Smoked dope though. Show stopper.”

Having smoked dope *in the past* was not disqualifying at the CIA in the 1980s. Then-current dope smoking probably was, however.

[minnesota_bound]

Do you hate conservatives and freedom?
If yes then you are hired.
If no then we will be keeping track of you....