A few months on our magic American soil and surely they’d be proper 1st world citizens, right?
And to help them along they need a nice place to live, food, schools, a car, a big screen tv...
and don’t forget to bring the extended family, friends, and neighbors too.
Heck.
We should just move them by entire villages all at once and settle them all together in close neighborhoods. Change all the road signs to their native language and hire police officers from among them, as well as teachers so they can keep their language and customs.
You know, to help them integrate.